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How To Become An Economist And International Policy Expert Without Studying Anything

Posted on November 8 2011 by Congress Watcher

How can we hope to deal with the many problems facing our world today? Reverend Alan Keiran, a Christian preacher paid by the U.S. Senate to do religious work, has the key to solving this problem: Just come to him and let him pray for you, and you’ll be mystically educated through the divine intervention of the Christian God!

Reverend Keiran performed this amazing task yesterday for the U.S. Senate, delivering a magical incantation before the upper house of Congress, speaking to the Christian God, and directing the deity to “grant our leaders the knowledge and insights needed to solve the economic and international challenges facing our Nation and world.”

What a relief! Members of Congress don’t need to work with experts who are educated with graduate degrees in economics, history, political science, mathematics, foreign languages, engineering, or any of that pointy-headed academic stuff. All that needed to be done was for Alan Keiran to cast his prayer spell, and now, the Senate can solve the economic and international challenges facing the world.

I’ll bet Alan Keiran could do the same for you! If you want an education, but don’t have the money or time to go back to school, just show up at the office of the United States Senate Chaplain, and ask Keiran to pray you the knowledge and insights you need.

Just think! We could have a whole new generation of neurosurgeons and rocket scientists by this time tomorrow!

Tags: alan keiran, chaplain, education, prayer, religion

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