Todd Akin Goes Postal
Todd Akin was first elected to Congress more than eight years ago, giving him more than enough time to get his bearings, figure out how a bill becomes a law, and gear up for some actual work.
Here’s the sum total of the legislation Todd Akin has introduced in the 111th Congress:
H.R. 1216: a bill to name a post office after somebody.
H.R. 1217: a bill to name a post office after somebody.
H.R. 1218: a bill to name a post office after somebody.
For this, Todd Akin is getting paid $174,000 a year, enjoying free health care, and employing his own staff.

In case you were wondering, no, Todd Akin still hasn’t bothered to introduce any other legislation. He’ll get around to it, sometime, maybe. After a nap.